March 2012
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greatghosts replied to your post: the swelling has gone down a lot now but the…
im laughing really hard i dont know why i feel like i should apologize. have you ever seen that epidose of malcom in the middle when malcom rubs his eyes with poison oak
yes I have and I understand why that would be funny
do you have allergies? or have you ever had poison oak? if not, I hope you do one day...
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the swelling has gone down a lot now but the bottom lids just look puffy and my skin is pale I look drained and the whites of my eyes are all pinky keep cucumbers away from my eyes from now on jesus christ
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and by cute I mean that I finally found an okay vest and I was going to be Annie Hall
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I made the really bad decision of putting cucumbers over my eyes and I forgot that cucumbers used to make my throat feel itchy (I went to the allergy specialist in January and he told me I don’t have allergies to cucumbers and I can eat them?) and after keeping them over my eyes my fifteen minutes I took them off and my eye lids were so puffy I couldn’t see through them?
and then when...
February 2012
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lady-gagarin replied to your audio post: thealvisin: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
Did you hear about Davy? :C
yeah the first person I thought about was you
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Alright bye
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I’m really sorry if your name is Miranda
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It’s snowing but not windy
perfect weather for a smoke thank god
bye
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queermobile replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to…
i can’t believe you’re giving me NO attention holy shit
I was waiting to make a post about you coming back so here it is
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lydialunchbox replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: I was a cute girl…
SPLASH ACID IN THEIR FACES AMANDA.
he’s a handsome guy so I expect him to get hit on but I don’t know how well I’ll do against babes who hit on him when he starts working or beautiful Russians
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dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: I was a cute girl…
I literally just said “yeah” both times
hmm did you ask them if they felt like dying today? because I’m sure I could help them out there.
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dongcity replied to your post: I was a cute girl on a bus today and everyone…
I was hit on twice today
hmm really
and what did you say to these idiots when they hit on you
I’m home and I peed
Is there a record for the longest amount of time a woman has gone without peeing
if there is I will break it and if there isn’t I’ll make it
Walk up to the boy you love and tell him he makes you sneeze
I was a cute girl on a bus today and everyone smiled and stared at me and I stuck my nose in a book and thought about Sam
I refuse to use public bathrooms unless I’m really desperate or nauseous like I’ve needed to pee for the past nine hours and I refuse to go use a public bathroom
My mother came home from work and we’re out for dinner and she’s acting a little strange like too touchy and loud and laughy and she looks tired and really really hungry and I’m seriously wondering if she smoked a joint or something at work
I’ m serious I had a bad dream bringh im to me
bringme my ba be
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dongcity replied to your post: greatghosts replied to your post: greatghosts…
no
don’t worry I don’t want any other guys to touch me anyway unless they’re going to hug me
Fatmir is special though so he also gets kisses all over his face when I see him
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greatghosts replied to your post: greatghosts replied to your post: The first thing…
*funk music starts playing* i think i have an idea
hmm
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leonsumbitches replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: The first thing I’m…
ill give u a massage sam can trust me
this is even better and it’s actually possible
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greatghosts replied to your post: The first thing I’m going to do when I start…
i can do that for free
oh well this is better I still need to pay you somehow
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dongcity replied to your post: The first thing I’m going to do when I start…
I don’t want boys massaging you
my back is really hurting and you can’t help me at all a man’s touch is great when it comes to massages (so I’ve heard)
The first thing I’m going to do when I start working again is go for a massage because no one listens to me when I ask them for one
I’m going to pay for a pretty boy to rub my back and shoulders and really close to my bum
I try my best to take care of my skin so I think it can suffer tonight because I really don’t feel like washing off my makeup it took like twenty-five minutes to wash off last time. that’s too much. I’m too tired. I don’t feel like falling asleep with my feet in the sink
it’s happened before.
it feels really nice at first but then you wake up and the water is cold...
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kawaiidesuneigh replied to your photo: I was staring at this and the other photo for like…
oh wow i would gladly play dress up with you (◕‿◕✿)
I want to dress up like an old newspaper boy and I’m going to dress you up like a doll
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my eye is acting weird I’m so tired it isn’t even 10 pm yet what the hell anyway I’m kind of sad so maybe I should actually go to bed before I start acting like a baby
I had a falafel today for the first time in years so that was nice
i cant believe they try tuh pass this shit off as...
I’m going to print that photo and put it on my ceiling so I can remind myself before I fall asleep every night that there are so many cute things in the world
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how much do you think it would upset Sam if I started moaning really loud and saying “yeah baby, cut my hair” over and over to piss him off and possibly ruin my hair while he’s chopping it off because I think getting rid of all of this stuff on my head would feel really good
I honestly don’t know like I think a push-up bra would be too much because obviously what the hell but all of my day bras are getting too small so they might as well be push up bras and then the ones without underwires make it look like I’m not wearing a bra
I don’t know
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I don’t know what bra and underwear to wear to a sorta job interview/meeting type thing
I don’t want to do my hair it’s such a pain in the ass why is hair even a thing I should just shave my head
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