February 2012
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Sam agreed to cut my hair for me when I see him and I want to wait so that can happen but in the meantime maybe I can dye it
I’m going to have nightmares from thinking about people who don’t like cheesecake
Especially young Link my god this kid is completely useless why are you making it such big thing just to kill a fucking exploding lizard
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Before this week I hadn’t played Ocarina of Time in ages and I had completely forgotten how terrible Link is with his sword
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How filthy is a bathroom floor if it was cleaned earlier today
I’m going to go read or play Zelda or something I’ll be back later maybe
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dongcity replied to your post: do you know what happened to juliet :[
novus-homo.tumblr.com/p… She deactivated her facebook :(((
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she deleted her facebook too hmm this is not a nice feeling bring me my babe
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greatghouls asked: do you know what happened to juliet :[
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I don’t even know what I look like anymore because I haven’t looked in the mirror in a few days and even when I brush my teeth the mirror is fogged up and I haven’t taken any photos of myself so I have no idea what is going on
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lady-gagarin replied to your post: lady-gagarin replied to your post: I think the…
i just live in an old house that’s falling apart, and the electrical stuff was put together by a drunk so none of it corresponds properly. I grew up without electricity and running water, so it’s not a big deal, i just expected different in america
god yeah I forgot you moved here from Russia, Niko
I mean...
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lady-gagarin replied to your post: I think the showerhead pressure is enough…
I could live with poor shower pressure, I haven’t had hot water for over a year now
That’s happened to me before and we didn’t have any electricity either but during the winter time it was put on for a few hours during the night by the hydro company so there would be a bit of heat and then it would be...
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I think the showerhead pressure is enough motivation for me to work to move out
The plumber came earlier and it was a different plumber this time and now our shower has like no pressure I’m going to jump out the window
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I set my alarm for every ten to fifteen minutes for the past three hours so I could wake up in between fifteen minute naps to check my inbox and see if Sam was awake (time differences are irritating) and I still hear the alarm beeping in my head I don’t know how to stop it
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My idiot babe is still asleep I’m going to lay down for another hour maybe and if I fall asleep and wake up to find that I was gone for an extra half hour I’m going to stay home all weekend and mope
How upset do you get that your skin is always smooth and there is never a man around to feel it
A baby is hungry
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I also feel very shitty and I’m the most idiotic baby in the world someone set me on fire so I stop feeling this way I can’t even talk about what’s wrong
GOD
the hot water was off yesterday so I took a really quick rinse under cold water and when I’m stressed out or my joints are hurting then I usually take a hot bath but I couldn’t do that yesterday and I was in a lot of pain
anyway so the stupid plumbers came two days in a row and I don’t know why the management of this building hired a senior plumber and a...
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sweetbutts replied to your post: I can’t walk out of my bedroom door or past…
i have the biggest hips and it’s ruining my life
it’s already ruined my life can we go out for drinks guys have actually told me that my body was terrible because I’m pear shaped and one of my ex boyfriends actually turned to me after sex and said “we have to do something about those hips and...
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kajifan1992 replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: I can’t walk out of…
can you stop i really don’t feel well and you’re making me break out in a rash
I’ll put my complaining under read mores
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dongcity replied to your post: I can’t walk out of my bedroom door or past…
I am quite fond of them
whatever you haven’t seen them in person I’m a bulldozer when I walk on a sidewalk
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holypeaches replied to your post: I can’t walk out of my bedroom door or past…
babies
well that would be nice if I was actually ever going to find someone who wants to have children with me
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I can’t walk out of my bedroom door or past anything without bumping my hips into something
I don’t know what I’mg going to do for the rest of my life it doesn’t even hurt anymore when I bump them into sharp edges
this is the life I’m living
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jennifergentleyoureabitch replied to your post: how often do you rest your arms on your hipbones…
often because my hips are wide as hell
join the club
does it make you want to jump out a window, too?
how often do you rest your arms on your hipbones like they’re armrests
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dongcity replied to your post: greatghouls replied to your post: I’m going to…
and a sandwich
when I visit I expect you to take photos with all three in your hand OH and my Hundred Acre Wood babies and I expect you to frame it and send it to me when I get back
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greatghouls replied to your post: I’m going to refollow Fatmir but I’m not even sure…
im your perfe t man
nuh uh
I’m going to refollow Fatmir but I’m not even sure why because he’s actually the biggest asshole
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kajifan1992 replied to your post: kajifan1992 replied to your post: kajifan1992…
i genuinely looked bad in it though lol
I’m mad at you
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kajifan1992 replied to your post: kajifan1992 replied to your post: dongcity replied…
my forearms are fat and i looked crazy in that photo because i had just woke n up
no you look like a babe I saved that photo and will delete it in time but I’m keeping it to use as a photo reply every time you say you’re unattractive
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greatghouls replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to…
how…how did you not get eyes…
I’m sick of your shit get out of here
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dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: i am crying from…
EYES
am I allowed to punch Fatmir and maybe kick his ass
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dongcity replied to your post: i am crying from all of my holes
pee hole
wait help me count okay
two nostrils
two ear holes
a belly button is kind of like a hole
ass hole
pee hole
does the mouth count? what am I missing
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kajifan1992 replied to your post: dongcity replied to your post: dongcity replied to…
but i have a nice ass
you have really nice hands and forearms I’m really glad you posted that photo last night